Humorous Card Gallery....
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ALL the cards below can be ordered from the artist at $3.95 each. They are sized 5½" x 8" and all come with an envelope.
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Card # 301
Mens Retreat

"I plan to go to a
men's retreat...."



Card # 302
Not Partners

"Oh, you're partners.
What kind of business
are you in ?"


Card # 303
Not hetrosexual

"Mom, Dad I'm not Hetrosexual !"




Card # 304
Birthday

"I know it's your birthday, but somehow I feel older !"


Card # 305
Depends

"The only good thing
about depends is you
get to wear new
underwear every day"
Card # 306
You Know you're gay...

"You know you're gay when your children call your partner "Mom" too"



Card # 307
Why can't I move in......

"Why can't I move in ? Isn't this our second date ?"


Card # 308
Life sure can be......

"Life sure can be
a pain in the butt"



Card # 309
Happy Brithday !!......

"Happy Birthday!! and just to let you know, you don't look too bad for a woman your age"


Card # 310
I drink to your health......

"I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to you health so often I'm beginning to worry about me own !"
Card # 311
I drink to your health......

"If I go any slower, I'll catch up with myself on the way back"





Card # 312
Simplify your life......

"Simplify your life, become a hermit"






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